The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.