The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.