The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The QB looks at Horton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
88%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.