The Dropped Pass Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.