The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.