The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Ref: "Number Horton, that's a flag." Horton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
84%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.