The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Horton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.