The Phantom Flag Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“The QB looks at Horton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.