The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- The QB looks at Horton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.