The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.