The Dropped Pass Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Horton drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.