The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
76%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.