The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Horton, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.