The Phantom Flag Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.