The Butter-Finger Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ref: "Number Horton, that's a flag." Horton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.