The Late Scratch Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
79%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.