The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.