The Dropped Pass Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.