The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.