The Late Scratch Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.
- Horton will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.