The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Horton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.