The Butter-Finger Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.