The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Horton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.