The Hamstring Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.
- Horton gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.