The Dropped Pass Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.