The Hamstring Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.