The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Horton's stadium. Only over Horton.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.