The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Horton finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Horton drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.