The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Ref: "Number Horton, that's a flag." Horton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
76%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.