The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Horton was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.