The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Ref: "Number Horton, that's a flag." Horton: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.