The Shadow Coverage Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.