The Late Scratch Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Horton goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.