The Late Scratch Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.