The Phantom Flag Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Horton is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.