The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Horton gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Horton's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.