The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
- Horton gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
90%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Horton's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.