The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Horton gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Horton's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.