The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Horton's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.