The Hamstring Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Horton's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- The broadcast shows Horton on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Horton tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Horton, Horton, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.