The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Etienne Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Etienne Jr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
89%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Etienne Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.