The Mystery Tweak Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Etienne Jr. gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Etienne Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Etienne Jr., Etienne Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.