The Stuffed Run Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“Etienne Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Coach says Etienne Jr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
81%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Etienne Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.