The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Travis Etienne Jr.
Travis Etienne Jr. · NO · RB
“The broadcast shows Etienne Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Etienne Jr.'s week
- Etienne Jr. is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Etienne Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Etienne Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Etienne Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Etienne Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Etienne Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.