The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.