The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Homer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Homer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Homer, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.