The Garbage-Time Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Homer's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Homer scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.