The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Homer tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.