The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“Homer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Homer gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
78%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Homer scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.