The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Travis Homer
Travis Homer · PIT · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Homer gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Homer's week
- Homer's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Homer gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
89%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Homer drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Travis Homer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Travis Homer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Travis Homer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.